One Hundred and Seventy Two

Every Facebook Status of 2009:

[Insert "Alison Trent" before reading]

January

shouts OH NINE!

argues with people on the internet about what is and is NOT art, ugh.

is watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button illegally online and eating pear flavored jelly beans!

is watching The Da Vinci Code and eating pizza!

will write that paper eventually...

loves facebook graffiti!!

wonders if it's a coincidence that all awesome people are born in '69, '80, or '91- increments of 11!

is glad to see people are still so self conscience to smoke pot and drink, at least it makes the rest of us look normal

is incredibly jealous of Cate Blanchett, ugh, cheekbones, skin, ACCENT!

TWISTS AND SHOUTS!

is feeling the stress, college prep is horrible

is "ok no, that last status doesn't cut it" I'm having a stroke

is ok no, that last status doesn't cut it: I'm having a stroke

is "ok no, that last status doesn't cut it: I'm having a stroke"

is still seizing, but is gonna be fine

has figurative seizures, not physical ones

is a zombie. SLEEEEEEEEEP.

is pissed at scholastic, those dumb asses have a virus and are sending me spam

is finished with her first graphic design project, yay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhggLq-CkKs&eurl

might as well

fixed her internet

que??

is building a font

is... going to study for DECA *sigh*

is watching Revolutionary Road, HELLZEA

needs a while to think about it, think think about it

has no words

loves doing that

cleaned the house

will miss isaac when he's off adventuring and what not

wants some french yogurt soooo badly!!!!

can feel it, secretly

is glad she finally got a new planner

wonders about people

figures honesty is the best policy

says, "yeah yeah, SS, sculpting away..."

's head is exploding... again

is disappointed, and it's my fault for having thought so highly of you

spoke perfect french in her dream

wonders if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life

did it, it's done.

is watchin the SAG awards red carpet, WOOT

has nothing to wear

is incredibly frustrated

figured enough out

thinks a little understanding goes a long way

is beat

wishes she could afford a tiramolla loft, AMAZING

is laughing so hard, PLUNGE MORE

February

sometimes thinks the quality of the parent often has nothing to do with the outcome of the child

is... ugh... doing homework

should really do something instead of stay in bed

loves Moonlight Mile

is hates it when people leave is in their status, you have two verbs in a row

is hates it when people leave is in their status, you have two verbs in a row!

is is is is is is isn't

doesn't like your hostility

is glad

jams to MIA's sweet beats

is glad Brain is going on the field trip tomorrow

has broken the rest of the mirrors... yay bad luck

is amazed by tracy emin

thinks you're absurd

wants to practice

got accepted to Cornish School of the Arts

loves Chris Martin

shouts, "Dear God someone get those fakes off the stage!"

has chills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HXUhShhmY

knows it's NO COINCIDENCE

knows it's NO COINCIDENCE, Felix Gonzalez-Torres!

is glad they decided to add best artist

's brain is exploding

brain picks

will kill someone if she hears Buddy Holly ever again, dear god!

will kill someone if she hears Buddy Holly ever again, enough!

is ready for the change.

's such a person, bah.

's such a sheeple, bah.

will start anew in Seattle

laughs, http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id= 1429

is looking for a giant fish bowl

loves this: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/02/06/u ntitled-broken-glass/

is amazed, how hilarious! http://silhouettemasterpiecetheatre.com/

can say "Get Off My Lawn" like Clint Eastwood

wonders why oogle didn't do anything special for president's day

wonders why Google didn't do anything special for President's Day

is NOSTALGIC.

hoorays for Dead Like Me!

just added another movie to her worst movies ever list, YAY!

is bored out of her mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENu_06t9xl4

wants an Australian accent for her birthday, remember that.

always knew art with be the death of her, especially now that she knows the chicken wire has traces of cancer causing agents

rocks the casbah

loves oreos a little too much for her own good

is psyched for grey's tonight

wants to know where the flying crap the proposal went

wonders about walt whitman

is sure her death will be an art related cause

laughs, this will be so great

is watching The Wild Thornberries online

is psyched

heard 'em! "As private as a bathtub!" HA!

heard 'em! "As private as a bathtub" HA!

adores Alexandre Desplat, his abilities are limitless

chante "il y a longtemps que je t’aime, jamais je ne t’oublierai"This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

was flustered

witnessed the unseen

knew there would be a storm

can't take it all

adores Gnossienne No. 1

loves it: http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/breadki lls.html

yawns

jives to Earth, Wind and Fire

digs the aussies

March

would take chocolate milk, ritz, turkey loaf, and crab rangoon. You?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I found it! GENIUSS!!!!!!

is The Lunchbox Girl

laughs, CLOUDECTOMY, really?? oh bob...

woke up just now convinced she was late to school, and the time on her clock said 7:05...

is psyched for Fauvism painting!

should probably come to terms

muahaha's

is still psyched for Fauvism painting on Friday!

will make it smooth if it kills her

mortira

mourra

mourra un jour

loathes that about you

loves James Bond, what a bamf.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php? term=pto-19960701-000033&print=1

was out of favor, but the audience was receptive

supports obama until there's legitimate reason not to

mourra

's pissed, what's the point?

sculpts

's tailbone is screaming

WHAT BE TROUBLIN' ME??? what's going on with facebook, that's what's troublin' me, ARRR!

is unsure

is watching Fur, it's deliciously odd

wishes it would just go away

loves Edward Norton

is impatient

can't hold out any longer

FML

wonders why you play these games

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is going to take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while

was never afraid of the dark! it is clearly so in her sketches. how nostalgic.

remembers that scent

got a dress for her 007 shindig

dit, "dessine-moi un mouton!"

dit, "dessine-moi un mouton, le ciel est vide sans imagination!"

is ready to partay

had an awesome time

has a bone to pick

= even with the rest belated, everything is antiquated, are you writing from the heart? are you writing from the heart?

= even with the rest belated, everything is antiquated, are you writing from the heart? are you writing from the heart? (Sufjan, my love)

's life is over. i can't believe this.

HAS TO MAKE THIS WORK

is oddly optimistic in this turn of events, we'll all get through these tough times with a little support from one another

knew it! They DID switch Gustav Klimt paintings in Benedict's office! Like they thought I wouldn't notice, HA!

knew it! They DID switch Gustav Klimt paintings in Benedict's office between Ocean's 11 and 13! Like they thought I wouldn't notice, HA!

April

aurai 18 ans demain

ai 18 ans aujourd'hui

is scrambling, and nervous

hopes, but perserveres

writes her artist statement

is scared as crap, but knows it was meant to be, here goes nothin

had forgotten about Thiebaud's fantastic urban paintings, lovelovelove

is intrigued by the power of our brains

ugh... country...

is pumped

LHOOQ, duchampduchampduchamp

plans on going to the 3 week summer residency at KCAI! omgoose.

is into it

is almost ready!

is still the lunchbox girl

heard mgmt say, "hey kids, it's time to pretend the youth have an electric feel!"

tra la la's

had a great mundane monday.

is DEAD, die die die, dead

is heady

wonders about those photographers like Jennifer Tzar... strange people.

wonders about those photographers like Jennifer Tzar and Terry Richardson... strange people.

knows it's familiar, but from where?

made a lot of mistakes, in her mind, in her mind...

sacrifices everything, gladly

's mind spins with effervescence

drools over the Victorian fashion, speech, and period pieces.

wishes she could act!

knows what bridges to cross and which to burn

is counting down till the art fest set up: 11 days

is counting down till the art fest set up: 9 days

is counting down till the art fest set up: 8 days

is counting down till the art fest set up: 7 days

upset her dad's having their trees cut down!! X ( [6 days till the art fest set up]

is checkin things off the list {5 days till the art fest set up}

is getting nervous (4 days till the art fest set up!)

only has THREE DAYS UNTIL THE ART FEST SET UP @ SOUTH!! ahhhhhhhhhh.

is DONE with her ap lit portfolio!!!! (2 days till the art fest...)

is setting up her senior portfolio at south tomorrow, ALMOST DONE!

May

veut mourir, maintenant.

pecs pecs pecs pecs pecs, UGH, thanks roberto...

has officially failed. but doesn't give a care.

"It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own."

is glad she had fun anyways

knows it's a sign!

savours

gives!

savours.

feels the nerves

is acutely aware

needs to read angels and demons before this friday! ahh 500 pages here we go!

is acutely aware

hopes it'll be easy

is reassured.

had a great day

doesn't wanna let this go.

is consumed

's brain is stealing all the blood

is on THE BRINK

is done? HUH?

is now a COLLEGE chick! ha.

speculates

nah bra, nah.

:putnam:

whill nevah fohgeht you, lyke mawage, nevah evah

blah blah blah's

is rich! and savin' it!

ughs

fears sleep

ooooooooh yeahhhhhh's

"you'll care when you care"

is the weaker vessel?? BLASEPHEMY.

wants more to do

misses seeing you guys everyday

is gone Chopin, Bach in a minute

is hangin with Petre Dish!

IS LOSING HER MARBLES.

is so frustrated...

might be about to barf... WHY???

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??

will stick it to the man

saw it aflame

is ready!

is beat.

is tired of waiting

is selfish and judgmental

will rearrange the furniture while you sleep

wants it to be better

is indulging in a marathon!

finished The Color Purple!

wonders why it's so damn hard to make a good movie out of a book. SHEESH.

will do it!

is irrelevant.

heard it's going to be 91 tomorrow... eep.

June

is formulating

doesn't care what you have to say

is having trouble sleeping, again...

is incredibly insensitive

wants some FREE ROOT BEER FLOAT ACTION!

feels

had the strangest dream

a faim pour la nourriture francaise!

wants curlicious hair

is NOSTALGIC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBeu3FVi60

loves readinggg

wants all of it.

voudrait avoir une soiree!

can dig it.

wonders

is diggin' it too

is alone on a train, aimless in wonder

Aloof, Loyal, Insightful, Sincere, Open-minded, Nostalgic

*GOT HER KCAI EMAIL ADDRESS!!*

is bored out of her mind

faklkerhalwiflskjrowiejjlskdfnlawiraiwhe

still doesn't have you figured out

has the Effective Reflective Perspective

wants to see Away We Go very badly

bought a new dress-- it's perfect!

take that! AH-HA!

IS SO EFFING PSYCHED, 9 CREDITS OF STUDIO, 3 OF WESTERN ART, and 3 OF WRITING= HELLZEA!!

is incredibly lucky.

knew it, YEUH

is ready for PCAL!

is fortunate

LOL

liked Kings of Leon in 8TH GRADE, sheezuss.

is off in another life until July 10th.

is gushing with artistic endeavors at KCAI.

doesn't have a second to make sense of all this

arts.

is prolific

wonders how people get to be so different

wooooooooooooo art!!

July

can't keep track of the days.

just had a Michael Jackson Thriller-Style Rave at KCAI

cannot be left alone with her imagination.

flocks

is making her PCAL PRAHM dress : b

is rather apathetic...

loves her PCAL PRAHM DRESSSSS!

's dorm is now a tailor's workshop

is touched : )

is a zombie.

had a dumpster diving themed PCAL PRAHM!!

will rearrange the furniture as you sleep

might cry. it was so lovely.

is artsy fartsy crafty drafty!

is utterly entranced by the literary geniuses of our modern time.

is in a funk, completely out of whack, needing busyness.

misses you.

wonders why adults always are asking kids, "WHAT do you want to be when you grow up?" instead of, "WHO do you want to be when you grow up?"

listens to the echoing emptiness of her inbox.

is "tak[ing] that chance [she's] been considering"

found a little relief

args!

believes we have the answer

laughs, we have nothing in common...

is going to Victoria's gallery show tonight!

got her hands on some ORIGINAL CYNICAL SOUL, booyah.

wonders about people who pine for others who pine for others...

wants to find the edge of oddity and jump. ARTSY WEIRDNESS IS MORE FUN THAN YOUR HOUSING DEVELOPMENTAL STRIP MALL SHOPPING!

dislikes people who comment on my comments instead of writing back on my wall, it's only fair.

misses your greatness

thinks the Justice remix of Electric Feel is even better than the original

finds herself in the gutter often.

just had the most epic story detailed dream she's had in a long time!

can't be satisfied.

is contemplating a zine... thoughts?

has come to the conclusion of "PHEW: Personally Harvested Epiphanies in Words"

is scanning Cynical Soul!

is having a few issues with scanning, ugh...

*PHEW's*

is in Wichita till Sunday : ( : D

is begging for college!

is ringing your doorbell

is Hot Blooded and Cold as Ice

is tired of being told what she already knows

will call a ♠ a ♠This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

sees The Little Prince everywhere. "It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important."

didn't expect that!

still makes lemonade taste like a sunny day

expects sincerity and little else

's eyes are about to give up on your book, Mr. Steinbeck!

August

had a great dream : )

is on a search, a mission, a journey.

is addicted to Jus†iceThis status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

is PSYCHED TO FINISH YOU GRAPES OF WRATHHH!!!

Laughs, Ha! Hahahahaaaa, you're a comedian Mr. Steinbeck!

DUG The Bell Jar, you GO Sylvia!

got an A at PCAL. First 3 credits? CHECK!

will rip Facebook Chat apart one IM at a time.

"meowww! you fine piece of literature, you"

woooo Sylvia Plath: The Collected Poems!!

...it all makes sense now!

thinks her parents act like children most days.

867-5309!

is in PLAID city!

lovez new art suppliez!

is blown away.

= livid. LIVID HYSTERIA.

LOVES Hercules!!!

is to blame.

hmmmm's.

!

can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare

wootwootwootwootwootwootwoot.

[JAMES BROWN]

will be a spinster for the rest of my life

-- there's more where that came from.

is easy as cake, because good pie is infact, much harder to make.

is easy as cake, because good pie is in fact, much harder to make.

: the end of days.

for the win.

is blown away, you GO Erik Satie!

puts the AWW in OTTER!

can feel the endorphins, mmmm : )

refuses. There is no such thing as a line.

misses PCAL.

plans to cut a deal in Foundations.

is taking a Facebook vaca til Thursday. Eep : /

"If an artist is expected to constantly create, they deserve a place where they’re free to destroy" or else i'm gonna lose it...This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

won't back down.

brushes it off.

September

= ART. SCHOOL.

critically reads, annotates, and LEARNS [like a BAMF].

touched on metaphysics and was swept away.

is high on intellectualism.

is, in celebration of Labor Day, LABORING! ...thanks college.

wonders... a double major with INDA and Creative Writing? mmmm, decisions, decisions.

laboriously labors

*ohmmmm*

sees boxes in her sleep.

COUNTS DOWN 'TIL OCTOBER 17TH!

is beat, working on another self portrait, and ready for Friday.

knows there are more interesting ways of learning good work ethic and perserverance.

is watching Lost in Translation!!

lost her bird & cage necklace... >: (

-- BECAUSE WE CAN.

refuses to miss school 'til she barfs her brains out.

tested NEGATIVE for Swine Flu!

is ready to go back to school.

selfportraitzzz.

workworkworkworkworkworkworkartworkworkworkworkwor kworkworkmoreworkgowork.

arttillyoudie.

is the lilac to your violet.

HAD THE BEST DAY : D

will not even CONSIDER she knows what she thinks she knows.

doesn't want to drag around this carcass, corpse, thing anymore.

NEon NEon.

sees how the sun shines brightly.

's online journal amounts to 107 pages of 44,505 words since graduation.

got her nose pierced!

rode the not-so-big wheel with Rachel and Nate.

cares not fer such trifles!

needs a buddy to see Spring Awakening with!

is gonna beat you with a WET NOODLE!!

is insane >: )

nomnomnom

EFF YOU SNOBBY LOBBY!! (but thanks for having what I was looking for, for once)

October
has the coolest toolbox. : P

changes with the seasons.

has a new kitty!! : D

He says his name's William but I'm sure, he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy and he's plain ugly to me and I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life

wonders if you ever passed a spelling test.

every dog has its day every day has its way of being forgotten...

grawr... the enigma of foundations.

NOMNOMNOM.

has a love child with Rachel Kruse.

skins stuffed animals.

wants ALL OF IT.

has pneumosparklyosis.

is enamored by the Benjamin Button OST.

...oh noo.

X D... gaudy, brassy, tawdry.

has no idea, as usual.

OH HELLZEA, CASINO ROYALE'S ON.

is livid. exponentially livid.

X D

comes out on top.

"get a real job, keep the wind at your back, and the sun on your face"

grows more intrigued by you, Adrienne Rich.

knows the future is always unclear and everything makes sense in retrospect.

is ready!

wants the bright lights, long nights.

is seeing Spring Awakening tonight with OLIVER!!

lovedlovedloved Spring Awakening. Good thing she's going Thursday night too!!

, "ATLAS! Take a break."

"spring and summer every other day, blue wind gets so sad, blowing through the thick corn, through the bales of hay..."

the innocence of the innocence is bliss is bliss.

could cry for how wonderful you are.

X D Sade, Sade, Sade...

is moving to the country.

American Beauty, De Sade, Der Blaue Engel, Spring Awakening, L'Age D'or

is contiually in awe of Jennifer Tzar's work.

Steampunk, Lolita, Neo-Victorianism.

can't STAND plagiarism.

haiku, senryu, tanka.

"I am impressed, Lilac! You have a great memory."

is Al-sih, Sun-Trent, Ali, Lilac, Monet.

had a terrible nightmare.

te veux voir.

is mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

"and we shall call it the naked room" X D

Meaning of Life, Arthur Schopenhauer, The Timeline of Religion.

Nosferatu, The Child Catcher, Michael Myers.

was told by Johnly to put "sleep sex" in my status.

needs a quick halloween costume.

can dig it.

Devotchka, Sigur Ros, Masha Qrella.

"bean."

it's rainin' madness.

is SPEED CLEANING!!!!!!!!

String Theory, NWO, The End.

dance yer feet off.

has more fun than you.

talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. masculine.

November

INFJ.

feels the funk.

the Philologist.

is nothing.

wants a RE-LA-TION-SHIP. any questions?

focuses back on her work.

NOthing.

is in your head.

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

loves you so much.

PWND U CANON.

sleeps. more.

stars. all i hear is stars.

doesn't believe in coincidence.

manques sa fleur.

Skinheads, Institutionalism, Football Hooliganism.

is gonna kick your bamboo phallices to pieces.

Amalgam, Conglomerate, Synthesis.

"WHAT?? ANYTHING CAN BE RATIONALIZED BY HINDSIGHT!!"

The Comment Fairy.

a trouvé sa violette.This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

can't vibrate her eyes anymore! :' (

Life is without meaning. You bring the meaning to it. The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be. Being alive is the meaning. Joseph Campbell

is so glad.

is DONE with the Mycenaean, Greek, and Roman art history exam!!!

is psychic. No lie. No lie.

"this is what life is all about."

“her position was of high priced commercial affection” IE: “she was a real expensive HO” -FrickeThis status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

; )

Facebook Trick: press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic crcles will appear. the only way to get rid of them are to log off or refresh the page.. put this as your status if it works. THIS WORKS!

might as well be __________.

Alchemy, Geology, Astrology.

is insane, demented, a public threat.

got. an. A. : D

pɐoɹ ʎɹɐuoıʇn1oʌǝɹThis status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

's house is haunted.

KICK IT!!

digs Cinderella Man.

Peach, Plum, Pear.

TICKETSSSSSS!!!

killed her dinner with karate.

December

xɐʍ ʇoɥ

needs religion as much as the Hellenistic Greeks.

The Color Purple, Push, Precious.

Revolutionary Road, Siddhartha, Push, The Book Thief........

is going to finish finish finish right right right now now now.

tawdry, vugar, brash.

BAHAHAHAHA! religion, you are a funny one!

deranged, maniacal, unhinged.

can't seem to come up with any good statuses anymore.

"DOES THE WAY I WEAR MY HAIR DETERMINE MY INTEGRITY?"

Scorpio rising on the horizon Thunder tumbling from the mountains Harpy sirens strangle silence A piece of mind left dying

smoked salmon, purple peacoat, an A in foundations. [YES.]

is giving Coke up.

where'd all the tea parties go?

A, A, B. One of these is not like the other!

is going to have a very bad day tomorrow.

might die.

:today was exactly what she needed.

"It’s not my ball of tea. My bag of tea?" "Cup of tea." "Ball of wax!"This status contains special characters. It won't display properly in the collage.

had too many dreams to remember.

has a girl crush on Jennifer Ehle.

thinks it's about time for a session of reading.

HEY! I think you're awesome.

{thaithaithaithaithaithaithai}

thinks you da you da best.

7 days 'til 2010.

5 days 'til 2010.

can scarcely stand your staggaring splendor.

Free Rice, KC Rep Season, Tchaikovsky on YouTube.

BAHAHAHAHAHA crazy...