Four Hundred and Thirty Two

Dear Kansas City,

I do truly love certain things about you, but your weather will never surpass Australia.

Dear Jeff,

You owe me that date at Eden Alley. It ain't over yet.

Dear Westport,

Please pay for my rent. I don't think I've ever been this poor.

Dear Treadmill,

The more I love you, the more I love myself. Best relationship ever.

Dear Basic Cable,

Please stop playing Criminal Minds, I need to be productive!

olive juice <3